I’m more of a Jon Stewart man myself, but take a look at this chart. Now this one. Christopher and Amanda, right? When Democrats dave on behalf of Big Oil’s record profits, everyone wins. When you bike, you hurt Mother Earth. Bullshit commercials. Everyone loves Mother Earth—but not everyone loves her enough to penetrate it. Obsessed with its baby animals. You’re as intelligent as you are beautiful. But…Video:

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Bonus bonus. Natalie Portman may have just come out with a vegan shoe line, but I’m just posting this bc, like everyone else, I’m in love with her.