Vice Magazine calls it like they sees it. Yoga Hipsters: Don’t.

They want to pretend it’s 1983 and they’ve just stumbled out of an abandoned building where they copped dope along with Richard Hell from a teenage Puerto Rican hooker. In reality it’s 2009 and all they’re fretting about is where the best place is to score a vanilla chai latte mocha muffin before yoga class.

…via Vice!