If I weren’t a traffic hound, I’d hide the results of a recent modeling gig from the world. As it is, my grandma and mom will click this one up, at the least, and Vickerey—a wonderful green-minded company—deserves all the clicks in the world.

So, enjoy. I hated it. They had me stick one hand in a pocket and stand with pigeon toes and smile and not smile and smile again and…well, if not for their awesome staff people, I woulda died inside.

PS: Ecofashion EC points: I biked to, and fro, the modeling gig, way out east of Boulder.