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April 1, 2010

Houston Megachurch—with 40,000 Members—goes Green. {April Fool’s edition}

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This week Houston Megachurch,

Lakewood closed it’s doors.

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The 40,000+ member church had its own exit off the Houston Turnpike,

and was the site of a huge traffic jam every Sunday.

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“The church’s closing will improve air quality,

and cut down on excessive garbage.” Jesus said.

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We are the Smiths…

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We live in Houston, Texas.

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clean it up!

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and thanks.

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