Boobs are bad.

“Excessive Cleavage”-fear is alive and well in America:

This time we guess she’ll be wearing a burqa or something? Seriously, parents: You may have briefly prevented your kids from realizing how amazing Katy Perry’s breasts are, but it’s only a matter of time. Read more, plus video.

Here’s Katy’s rather charming, fun appearance, singing a rated G version of her hit Hot n’Cold:

Update via SNL making fun of the situation, with some great feminist commonsense!