Charlie Sheen: forget Porn Stars, Coke…try fighting poverty or creating peace. If only he could walk his own talk.

It’s Quote of the Day!

Get real, media, says Charlie Sheen, trying the slightly-too-convenient guilt trip tactic on paparazzi who take endless photos/do endless stories on losers like Sheen because we the American People find porn stars and coke and celeb eff-ups more fun than thinking about Afghanistan or real solutions to terrorism or poverty.

Would hold more water if Charlie himself had ever done anything with his money or fame to fight poverty or create peace himself.

PS: the Iraq War is, officially, over. But perhaps you were too busy doing lines on the daily paper to read it.