Sorry, you can’t:

I get a ton of emails from PR agents about books or moisturizers or exercises that will help you and I to “reverse aging!” “Say young forever!” “erase wrinkles!” “Grow your hair back!” I’m all for fear of death in everyday life, helps dull the exquisite miracle that is daily life, but lemme remind you and I of something: even if you’re young, death is but a moment away. Life is uncertain. Carpe Diem.

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