Sexy Saxophone Sexyphone Man does Careless Whisper.

“Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god” ~ You, after watching this.

I know you can hear me.

He is above the law, though.

He doesn’t like George Michael!

“This guy is too awesome for words (hence the sexaphoning)”

Hey play that one George Michael song real quick

Put on a uniform, make $10 an hour, you too will become the Man and try and kick this Guy out, overcome as you are by the sheer force of his Beautiful Anarchy.

Sergio embodies that spirit we all wish we have and actually do somewhere beneath the trained-to-be-obedient-students that we all are—that ability to not give a shiite, not be an assh*le while you don’t give a shiite, have fun, stay relaxed, not care about authority, and rock the best looking ugliest hair and six pack abs and tight pleather pants you’ve ever seen.

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen. This week, at least:

Bonus, The Original:

Bonus, my fave version: