Elvis or Beatles? Tough one. Harry Potter or Twilight? Elephant’s with HP on this one.

No, they’re not cut from the same cloth.

There’s a reason why we love Harry Potter.

There’s a reason no one will remember Twilight in 20 years. I already don’t remember it.

Okay, I haven’t read it. So call me on it, if you love it—explain why. But you’ll have Stephen King to argue with: