That’ll do, Pig.

Yes, the joke’s on us. A sendup of American values, or lack thereof. Get a pricey purse, wear jewelry (invented in the early 90s and high heels and a tight dress so he knows you want to f**k. And don’t try and be funny or smart at dinner, that’s his job.

“What else you gonna do, show up as yourself and hope things work out? Nahhh. You might get hurt!”

For the first few seconds she had me going…and I was visualizing 50 years of Feminism being rolled back, 1,000,000 youtube views at a time.