The Chaser strikes again.

Takeaway: the Bible needs asterisks, so you can tell what’s old mythology and what should still be enforced. After all, killing adulterers is right by killing homosexuals.

For West Wing’s (far more eloquent, less funny) take on this, click here.

ed’s note: to be clear, I attended Sunday School and everyone there was amazing. I have nothing but love for religion as long as it’s about love. If it’s about hate…not so much. We have two regular columnists (and many other occasional) who are Christian…you can read Reverend Roger Wolsey’s work here and Scott Robinson’s work here.