I’d like to be the first to welcome all the SOPA and PIPA babies born 9 months from now.

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Ann Imig is a stay-at-home-humorist and Founder/National Director of Listen To Your Mother (live readings in celebration of Mother’s Day in cities across the U.S.) Her writing has been featured on McSweeney’s and various other humor and writing websites, and Babble.com named her the #1 funniest Twitter Mom of 2011. In 1979 Ann was voted least flexible kindergartner ever to study ballet. Okay, that’s a lie, but she should’ve been.