There are certain things we’d rather not have in our vaginas.

Obnoxious exes. That weird neighbor who always stares at your boobs and won’t make eye contact. Congress (but that’s another blog for another day).

What tops the list?

Chemicals.

Parabens.

Glycerine.

Spermicides.

And all the other badness that comes with most condoms.

Stick with the eco-friendly kind…

(And don’t let your obnoxious ex in there either).

Relephant but silly bonus:

What are you going to do with all those left-over chemical covered condoms?

Make some noise:

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