Smart Car jujitsus Casual Cliche Criticism.

…with humor, zero defensiveness, and facts (taken to an absurd level).

Saw this just one day after wondering about buying my first car in five years…and wondering what is most truly “eco,” comfortable, cool, practical. What do you all recommend? Hybrid? I’d prefer made in USA. Diesel would be awesome. High MPG. I wish Jeep Wranglers had an eco version—I love convertible + pickup + road trippable.