This is why Yoga Girls scare Yoga Boys’ inner children.

Hey Yoga Girl…

No, sorry, not you: them.

They‘re crazy, and privileged, and crazy privileged. And crazy. Like, literally. No, not you. Just the ones who have joined the Clubhouse yogatalk codeword cult of Positivity or, you know, spiritual materialism or, you know, spiritual bypass, as Julian explains it.

Oh, and, this is funny/brilliant: