Corporations and Corporate Media tell us to be pretty, to spend money on clothes, to lose weight, to be rich…and then we’ll be happy and popular, like Taylor Swift – 22. Conan tells it like it is—and in a wonderfully funny, raw way.

“Conan accurately describes what it’s like to be 22.”

32, the parody: (it’s warm)

I’ll have one drink and then go to sleep:

And here’s the actual: