Lots of people sneak off durning their lunch hour for a quickie.

Why wouldn’t they? Sex is the best. The allure of doing it in the middle of the day adds a little debauchery to the monotony of the nine to five. The risk of being caught having sex in a public place is an unparalleled thrill.

Benefits of the nooner:

1. Increased productivity. After the deliciousness of a little nibble of sexual nutrition, we are reenergized and excited. The rest of the work day is not hindered with pent up energy. It makes the rest of the day go faster. The nooner is equivalent to an afternoon Redbull.

2. It’s quick. The lunch hour is a time when almost everyone is free—for an hour. We can meet up with our lover, husband, wife, office buddy, friend or whoever for a quick drive or maybe they have a private office? Maybe we sneak off with a classmate to a neighborhood treehouse. If we’re the stay at home types, noon can be perfect timing because the kids are napping. Wink, wink.

In today’s busy world, it hard to make time for each other, but giving up an hour at lunch is really not such a big deal and totally worth it. Sneaking in a fast midday lovemaking session fills our sexual appetite without the time suck.

3. It makes us happy. Returning to our daily tasks after a sexy lunch leaves us with that secret little smile and puts us in a great mood for the rest of the day. We’re in a better temper towards our coworkers and we can face the afternoon’s challenges with that special sparkle in our eye. I love the afternoon delight.

“Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight Gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto’s always been when it’s right, it’s right Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.” ~ Bill Danoff

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