There is an epidemic of massive proportions taking place right now.

Probably in your home and in your bed. Over 95 percent of women suffer from it. As a result, over 95 percent of men, other women, and children suffer from it. It plagues us all:

Females utterly freaking out about absolutely nothing due to lack of phallic near, in or around their vaginas, leading to moments of kataklysmic psychopathic moments of intense and troubling explosions of repressed sexual tension. (Otherwise, known as FUKME.)

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Kim Anami is a life and sex/relationship coach. She is passionate about harnessing the power of sex for a life well-lived and well-f**ked. Kim’s musings on love, life and sex have graced the pages of Playboy and national radio and television. Explore her bodacious retreats, salons and 1+1 offerings at: www.kimanami.com. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/KimAnami. Twitter: www.twitter.com/KimAnami

 

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Editor: Hayley Samuelson

 

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