Tour the Gulf Beach! Only Scattered Tar Balls, Today!

Seriously.

Rebecca Wilson, god bless her, wears a different brightly colored beach outfit and records a resolutely cheery, hopefully, possibly desperate video every day. But her sweet, smiling demeanor only succeeds in reminding us how sad this tragedy is. She’s begging for your tourism dollars on behalf of a torpedoed economy. Thanks, BP!

With thanks for the eerily cheerful tip to Gawker (of course), here’s the surreal sad moment that will make the rest of your day feel happy, safe and grounded, now that you’ve parked your gas guzzler and prepared to, as Rebecca likes to drawl it, Reeeelax.