New George W. Bush Flavor names: 

• Patriot Snack’d
• History Will Be My Fudge
• Filibustered Creme Pie
• Cousin Saddam’s P’Nut Brittle Dictatorship
• Nonpareil-istic Expansion
• Kyoto Lime Pie Protocol
• Chock Full of Toffee Anan
• Uncle Cheney’s Second Banana? Split
• History Will Be My Fudge
• Weapons of Chocolate Mousse Destruction
• Mission Accomplistachio
• Cluster Fudge…more at bottom.

I just went looking for Yes Pecan, the newest (actually, just renamed) flavor of Ben & Jerry’s at Whole Foods. It wasn’t there—but I’m still full of hope (and, soon, Cherry Garcia, which was there). Now, it’s not just a cute name, and a new flavor—your purchase of Yes Pecan goes to support an Obama-worthy cause:

“YES PECAN!” An Inspirational Blend!  Amber Waves of Buttery Ice Cream With Roasted Non-Partisan Pecans. 

If you decide to indulge in some “Yes Pecan” in Scoop Shops during the month of January, Ben & Jerry’s is donating the proceeds to the Common Cause Education Fund.

Common Cause is a nonpartisan, nonprofit advocacy organization founded as a vehicle for citizens to make their voices heard in the political process.  They are committed to honest, open and accountable government, as well as encouraging citizen participation in democracy.  Their Education Fund conducts research, education, and outreach activities.  Check out http://www.commoncause.org to take action.

Find “Yes Pecan” at a Scoop Shop near you!

In addition to the flavor in Scoop Shops, for every person who joins Common Cause or donates $1 to the Common Cause Education Fund, Ben & Jerry’s will also donate $1.  Visit our Facebook page to learn more.

 

Bonus: more Bush suggestions.

1. Grape Depression
 
2. Abu Grape
 
3. Cluster Fudge
 
4. Nut’n Accomplished
 
5. Iraqi Road
 
6. Chock ‘n Awe
 
7. WireTapioca
 
8. ImPeach Cobbler
 
9. Guantanmallow
 
10. ImPeachMint
 
11. Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker … Swirl
 
12. Heck of a Job, Brownie!
 
13. Neoconpolitan
 
14. Rocky Road to Fascism
 
15. The Reese’s-cession
 
16. Cookie D’oh!
 
17. Housing Crunch
 
18. Nougalar Proliferation
 
19. Death by Chocolate … and Torture
 
20. Credit Crunch
 
21. Country Pumpkin
 
22. Chunky Monkey in Chief
 
23. George Bush Doesn’t Care About Dark Chocolate
 
24. WM Delicious
 
25. Chocolate Chimp
 
26. Bloody Sundae
 
27. Caramel Preemptive Stripe