This video twitterpates me.

Most things do.

This is a good thing. This is a bad thing. This is just a thing that I’m clearly grateful for otherwise I would not be here nor would the apple tree in my back yard. So thank you nature for having no end to your abundant horniness and imbedding some of this juicy greatness into me so that when I see you copulate I am somehow inspired, twitterpated, riled up, blazing, burning, desirous, eager, fervent, fervid, fierce, fiery, horny, hot, hungry, impassioned, intense, keen, lovey-dovey, lusty, passionate, spirited, thirsty…educated.

And really, this is an important work of art.

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In case you forgot what it was to be twitterpated…

more twitterpation

Click here to see the Ted Talk by Louie Schwarzberg on the hidden beauty of pollination.