Not a single Chinese character

no swirling Yin-Yang

or Sanskrit prayer that might mean universal love

crawling down a thigh

How can she be a genuine yogini?

She might know all the poses

be able to adjust any body part

so it finds instant harmony

and demonstrate postures backwards that twist

students’ eyes

Still, in order for me to give over fully

to lose the self in her verbal manipulations

trust is required

A tiny Buddha on her ankle would do

an Om on the back of her neck

a tear of compassion hanging to her earlobe

peace sign on her palm

rainbow on her heel, dolphin —

Something!

Maybe she’s got a fear of needles

But shouldn’t a yogi transcend that?

The Pope has the robes for the flock

to follow behind

the guru has the flowing beard

The required yoga teacher uniform is:

2% body fat

perpetually glowing skin

teeth so white they purify all ujjayi breaths

sweet sing-songy voice

endless patience

vegan

hybrid car

and visible body ink

Otherwise

it’s just too distracting to practice

Love elephant and want to go steady?

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Editor: Travis May

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