I like to drink wine, but saying that I think it’s good or bad basically exhausts my vocabulary on the subject.

People have talked about wine using words like oaky, long-legs and barrel-fermented and I usually just nod diligently, like I know what we’re talking about, and refill my glass under the spout of Franzia.

But this guy? This guy has nailed these descriptions. I’d love to sit down and have a chat with him the next time I’m stuck talking to the boring dude in the corner who says he can taste the earthy flirtation that might pair nicely with an old shoe. 

Bonus funny video:

Relephant:

Yoga Pants & Wine: A Tribute.

Author: Brenna Fischer

Editor: Emily Bartran 

Photos: Denise Mattox/Flickr; Imgur

 

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