Yoga seems to be like a Commodity. It is not taught in schools yet older people are known to be richer or poorer because of it. You can deal in it but it will not deal in you. Yet it is not passive. Whether you get the best coach or go to a class by a pensioner’s bus pass, it will not come to you.

That is what Pattabhi Jois meant by letting himself be called Guruji and Sri.

“Practice. All is coming.” These are his immortal words carried to the best students struggling to find coaches from all the business advice out there. There is no ammount of stumbling after such strenuous exercise to find ammount after Grinding like a Poker Professional, for all of the Gambling Addicts who are devious about being a Businessman today.

We agreed to look the other way, but it seems like niche Boutique firms of investment companied cannot find a home for all of their off-shore shennaningans. A week of Yoga may then be their enemy and they and their Law Firms could be envious of simpler happy times that do not befit Twee understandings of holiday, hold-all and weak minded thoughtd in public about Meditation.

Commodity Brokers had their own language. And they dumped stock into the sea for balance sheets and progress reports. Why can’t modern Yoga Teachers survive the assualts of Toga Parties? Their is no conspiracy. PM Modhi and India celebrated a day out for all and Ram Dev has to be Flogged in public for having a pair of trousers with a pocket and maybe more than one currency in his bank account.

When these are the fads, The Medics are glad and their Insurance Incest with Investment Firms is another mythical newspiece away from tears for a self in Print about contemporary issues that could not be further away from the truth if they tried.

Some people are happy to laugh at physical things. They can ‘Carry On’. And one day, as Bikram never flaunted Mastery before Iyengar or Guruji, another Great Name will pass us by as the real point of yoga is another saracasm at one more word.

Dhrishti.