What is alignment? Seriously, ask yourself and think about it, I’ll wait….(final Jeopardy music)

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It’s a relative term, huh? Is alignment the same for me as it is for you? Do we confuse alignment for conformity to a societally approved version of alignment? Working out, reading, coffee with no cream (fuck you hipster coffee house. I am still cool if I like cream. Don’t give me that look of disgust, Willow!) We live in a world that shames us with buzz phrases! Not only are we shamed but we are shamed in Kardashian esc voices. “like, self care is so important. You have to be good at self care. Self care is now a competition. If you don’t like talk about your self care and how awesome you are at self care you must just like not care. haha that rhymed! Self care is so important because like Rodan Fields brazilian butt lift Kylie cosmetics omg serums!”

#UUUUCK! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE AND DID YOU DRUG MY DRINK!?

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Dude. I get anxious just thinking about self care and if I hashtag selfcaresohardlivingmybestlife. Can a bitch just breathe? hashtag fitfabfunbarkboxstitchfixrenttherunwayiamcoolerthanyou.

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Walking through target with your cute tied bandana on your head and pass 5 carbon copies of yourself and rip it off your head with, “f@#$ that shit” authority.

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hashtag superfoodsspirulinadowndogmeditationlotustattooyogagirlnamasteinbed

Yoga used to be rad. Then it became a marketing tool for vaginal cream with side effects and Cynthia Rowley started putting mandalas on her shirts. And regular bitches started wanting to be treated like gurus and shit.

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hashtag she’ssoextraheftyheftysinchsackkotexgivesyouwingspinkhairdontcareibelieveicanflyheymacarenaalright

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Yea, so, alignment. Align with your damn self. Say what’s on your mind and do what feels right, good, happy and sincere. We are all on our own journey.