As seen at Yoga Journal Conference, a dandy candy red Hummer.

Irony? Implicit, perhaps—yoga is about harmony, responsibility, love. Hummers, on the other hand, are about braggadicio, consumption, anti-green bling.

Exiting a yoga class with Rainbeau Mars, on the last day, after five days seeing this beast bomb about the gorgeous pristine Estes Park campus, I made the irony explicit…by writing “I love Yoga” on the back.