If theirs one thing that irritates me, its that Imigrants are always mispelling everything—when they bother to even speak American.

Via Reddit: “Saw this in a parking lot. The irony almost hurts.”

In any case, seriously, the Yankees themselves are a wonderful example of internationalism and team effort. Ichiro, anyone?

America is about the Melting Pot—about the American Dream—the Land of Opportunity. We’re about the middle class, a meritocracy where you can work hard and start a pauper, end a tycoon—we’re not about proud but hollow Love-it-or-Leave-it nationalism.