“George Clooney married Amal Alamuddin this year. Amal is a human rights lawyer who worked on the Enron case; was an adviser to Kofi Annan regarding Syria; and was selected for a three-person U.N. commission investigating rules of war violations in the Gaza Strip. So tonight… her husband is getting a lifetime achievement award.” ~ Tina Fey

“Firth, for a polite amount of time.”

“Sleeping Beauty just thought she was getting coffee with Bill Cosby.”

“Per usual, Wes Anderson arrived on a bicycle made of antique tuba parts.”

Emma Stone—cute, but creepy.

“The two things everyone loves: crippling nerve disease and super complicated math”

Here’s their 2014 one—equally (if not more) hilarious:

Relephant reads: 

Using your Fame—You’re Doing it Right, Leonardo.

This is the First Year I Regret Missing the Oscars.

The 6 Best Meaningful Mindful Moments of the Oscars.